Slots
are the easiest game to play in the casino. Insert a
coin, pull the handle, and then reach into your purse
for more money. Unfortunately, that's what normally
happens when the house has such an enormous built-in
edge. But that does not mean you cannot at least close
the gap against you and throw in some fun to boot. So,
below are some of my favorite slot tips to help you
overcome this huge house advantage. These tips will
not guarantee that you'll become an instant winner,
because it's tough to beat a house edge that generally
runs well over 10 percent, but it also doesn't have
to be so tough on your bankroll. Let's get started.
1.
The only true skill to playing slots is machine identification.
Example: progressive machines offer the opportunity
to compare and shop around for the best value. One 25
cent "slot machine carousel" can have a progressive
jackpot of $2600 and another bank of machines-exactly
the same and standing side by side-$1900. You should
always be looking for the best slot opportunities possible.
2.
Casinos will advertise machines that have a 98.5 percent
payback. WOW! A casino game holding just a percent and
a half, and on a slot machine no less. But there is
a downside. If you look closely at the advertisement,
it will probably say, "on select machines."
Furthermore, it probably will not be posted on the machine
itself, and generally will be limited to a single bank
of machines in the casino. Now it becomes your responsibility
to find them. Easiest way: Ask a slot employee, and
if he or she doesn't know, have one of them ask a direct
supervisor.
3.
Las Vegas gives away over one-half billion dollars in
comps each year, and as a slot player, you deserve your
share. Repeat, you deserve your share. How? Casinos
now offer you the ability to "comp yourself"
by using one of their player's club slot cards. It is
generally based on the number of coins you cycle through
a machine, so you might as well get credit for all those
quarters you're inserting. Shop casinos for comp value
and find out what you are worth to them.
4.
You always want to treat "comps" as a form
of profit, but you never want to gamble just to receive
them. It's much better to play a 98 percent payback
machine and increase your winning opportunities than
play machines with a poor return that cycle more of
your coins. Remember that you're there to stay in action
and possibly win, not lose your bankroll for a free
buffet.
5.
If you cannot afford to play the maximum amount of coins,
you should not be playing that denomination of machine.
If dollar slots are too rich for your blood, drop down
to a quarter machine. It is always better value to play
five quarters versus one dollar, or five nickels instead
of one quarter.
6.
I recommend not playing back the credits you have accumulated.
Cash out and take stock. The problem with playing back
credits is that the longer you stay, the machines built-in
advantage eats away at them. It doesn't take long to
zero out.
7.
Avoid restaurant, bar, supermarket and airport slot
machines. Notorious for being tight.
8.
Can't decide which type of slot machine to play? If
you are going to choose between video poker and slots,
play video poker. Even poor play on a video poker machine
will have a better payback than most "reel"
slot machines.
9.
Before you walk away from a machine, don't forget to
press the cash-out button. Millions are lost each year
by gamblers forgetting their winnings (stored credits).
10. It is your responsibility if destiny favors you
that you receive full payment when hitting a jackpot.
Even with some relatively small jackpots, if the slot
is short coins in the hopper, you will receive only
a partial cash payment in the tray, with the balance
to be paid by a slot attendant. If you were to insert
more coins and pull the handle, say good-bye to the
remainder of your jackpot.
11.
Read all the posted material on a slot machine. It is
your responsibility to fully understand all printed
information concerning the number of coins to insert,
lines needed to be lit, prizes or awards. In most cases,
when someone calls a slot attendant over and complains
the machine "just ripped me off," that individual
generally did not read the pay schedule correctly.
12.
When you insert coins, don't assume all the tokens register
before you pull the handle. Played five but only four
recorded? SORRY. You will get a sympathetic pat on the
back from the casino, but no money.
13.
I recommend avoiding machines that use video representations
of symbols. With these slots, there is absolutely no
way to figure out what the payoff percentage of that
machine is. For all you know, your true chances of hitting
a major jackpot could be 2,097,152 to one.
14.
Most casinos will hold a slot for you while you go to
the restroom, take a short break, or even go on a buffet
run. Just ask a slot supervisor to reserve your machine
and give a specific time when you will return.
15.
Don't chain yourself to a cold machine, even if it is
your favorite. Why? Because the longer you stay on any
slot, the more time the machine's built-in mathematical
advantage has to work you over. This is how casinos
build mega-resorts. Time always works on their side,
and they have a mathematical edge on every slot.
16.
Just because you're only playing slots, you still need
to set a loss limit on your bankroll for both your trip
and each individual gaming session. Divvy up your wad
per playing session, discipline yourself and stick to
it.
17.
I'll come clean here. I don't play slots. But as a local
in a casino town, I know where the locals who do play
find the most cluck-for-the-buck. Simply put, locals
don't play dog machines. So when searching for high
payback machines, ask a few employees where the locals
find the best slot value. Even if they are not slot
players themselves, they at least know where their friends
like to play.
18.
Leave both your credit and bank teller cards at home
so you will not be tempted with the easy convenience
of getting cash. Also, allow me to take the obvious
one step further. Only bet what you can afford to lose.
Finally,
going to slot heaven-Las Vegas? Your best return in
Las Vegas, and the country for that matter, are in the
casinos Downtown or N. Las Vegas. Average return on
quarter machines: 95.5 percent. That almost makes it
a decent wager.